Tech Enthusiast

Gather 'round, folks, and brace yourselves for a tale so almost true it'll make you question reality! Picture this: a valiant Knight of the IT order, battling not dragons, but the dreaded thieves guild of Gothiem. It all started eons ago in an Inn far, far away. I was there, weary from endless nights and days in the saddle, fleeing from the clutches of the dastardly and dreadfully dull Tomee, leader of the guild.

Now, here's where the story takes a turn for the whimsical. Seated beside me was a wizard, not just any wizard, mind you, but a fabulously dapper and delightfully flamboyant one. As we guzzled tankard after tankard of ale, he regaled me with tales of his employment under the kingdom of Dumbworx, serving the infamous Lady ShallO Two-Face and the Sheriff-Who-Really-Should-Retire.

According to him, the kingdom was in dire straits, plagued by digital decay and managerial mishaps. And there I was, in my cups, peppering him with pointless questions just to keep the drinks flowing. Hey, he was buying!